I think the video says it all. Now, how can I get this guy to follow me around at GDC?

[Thanks AcidAngel]

Nintendo DS title Love Plus is a popular game. It a dating sim with young girls and has sold something like 180,000 copies in Japan. But nobody walks around advertising their adoration for the game. That is gonna change.

Nerd hero and cat-butt-sniffer Shoko Nakagawa (pictured) belted out a the ending theme for the televised Pokémon. Sadly, her song has been replaced. But is the new song better?

Western game Red Dead Redemption was originally supposed to get in the saddle this April, but has been kicked off its horse and won't be riding into stores until May.

Not this one. This one is the U.S. promotional poster for the big screen version of the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. It's...boring! Russia, god bless 'em, did a much better job.

Just look at it! We get the two leads, the dagger, and the backdrop in one fell swoop. The poster informs the views and lets them know a bit about the film. It's a preview that doesn't move.

Things break. And this generation, the Xbox 360 has broken more than any other console. Some gamers might simply become resigned. Jasper Steven is not one of those people.

When his Xbox 360 croaked, he decided that he'd had enough so he gutted the machine and made this Xbox 360 sculpture. It is not held together by glue or tape, but the sorrow of its fallen comrades.

Glory of Heracles is a DS game that, while out in Japan since 2008, was only just released in the US, and won't be out in Europe for weeks. So Nintendo is still advertising. Advertising, and covering up butts.

Can you sum up your feelings towards Sony in one word? These people did. Well, most of them did. Others needed a few more.

Long before game designer Ken Levine created games like BioShock and System Shock 2, he was keen to get into the movie business. So keen that he penned a script for a movie starring Amy Grant.

At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn't have a full-time job. Funny, that. The Daily Show tries to convince him to enter the obvious profession: pornography.